Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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