just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we're making bets on your personal life
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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