We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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