he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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