The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
