that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
