we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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