I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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