We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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