Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
that may or may not have been my penis.
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