i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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