Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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