Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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