i think my tv is drunk
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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