On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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