maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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