Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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