Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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