Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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