so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
honey bunches of taint.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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