butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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