all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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