You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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