She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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