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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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