We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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