Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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