it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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