What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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