trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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