id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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