he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
