I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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