Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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