do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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