"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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