so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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