Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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