But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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