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No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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