i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sarcasm needs its own font
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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