part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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