I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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