NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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