just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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