Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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