do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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