I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
only if we run a train.
done.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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