I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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