butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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