It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
