Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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