Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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