U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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