Dual....:-)
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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