we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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