do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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