So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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