pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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